Valentine's Competition

On Valentine's Day instead of all that romantic stuff n'
nonsense, I'm giving you to eat a double choc muffin
'cos it reminds me of the way you always look rough in
the morning, with your voice coarse and harsh and gruff in
stead of soft and gentle, like a navel with fluff in
so from someone for whom you knock out the stuffin
This cake is for you, my darling, stud muffin.


 

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